Cycling from place to place I get to see (and smell) my fair
share of roadkill but you'd be surprised what other odd stuff I
spot in my travels. It's not a glamorous pastime but litter
spotting has become quite the hobby of mine, especially imagining
how it might have come to be there in the first place. I'll keep
adding to this list with each new oddity I spot:
CDs and DVDs: I have a few theories on why I
see so many of these littered on the side of the road. Perhaps the
driver took a corner too fast and the discs flew straight out the
window? Or maybe the patient boyfriend had finally reached his
Slumdog Millionaire bollywood soundtrack limit and gave the CD the
heave-ho mid journey? Car journeys can get boring, the driver might
have decided to have a game of one-man frisbeee? Or the most likely
possibility, everyone has mp3 players now, rendering CDs
practically useless, so they probably threw it at loitering
hooligans to give it one last hurrah.
Pregnancy tests: Yes, you read that right, I'm
talking about the plastic pee-on-a-stick devices that tell you if
you're up the duff. I've seen at least half a dozen littering our
streets over the past 3000km. It started in Ireland, I saw more in
France and even spotted one in New Zealand. I was quite perplexed
by this at first. There are countless pregnancy attempts in cars, I
see the plastic wrapper evidence of this quite often but why would
you dump the test on a country road? To hide the evidence, of
course. If you put it into the trash at home there's the chance
someone might find it. Biff it out the window and only the cows and
sheep will know your secret. (Provided they can decipher the double
blue lines.)
Ridiculous signs: There's a plethora of
billboards and road signs that I encounter but some really stand
out as stupid or odd. Take for example this many-lettered Irish
attempt at a road sign. You either need to be travelling at
10km/hour to read it or you miss the point completely. Or what
about this little gem, also from the Irish. The billboard must
measure all of 50cm squared, on a road in the middle of nowhere and
it's purpose? To sell filled cushions. Only two euro each, quite
the bargain but there's no explanation as to where you buy them or
why it's there on a narrow country road. After cycling for the day,
I wouldn't mind a nice filled cush for my tush but unless a little
leprechaun jumps out from the behind the sign to sell me one,
what's the point?